Wow.

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

faketima:

all the celebrities looking at taylor swift like
image

vocaroo:

*folds paper in half* origami

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time