Wow.

ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

idonotwanttospamothersocialmedia:

I will always love this

idonotwanttospamothersocialmedia:

I will always love this

dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

image

image

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

tears-inthe-rain:

fuck-me-on-the-wild-side:

Me explaining my music taste to my friends

I would actually wanna listen to this lecture

tears-inthe-rain:

fuck-me-on-the-wild-side:

Me explaining my music taste to my friends

I would actually wanna listen to this lecture

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

fitchris25:

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

Along with the three digit code on the back, please

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

starksborn:

toodutchforyou:

Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.

this is so fucking gross

but is this bra available for purchase tho

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for