Wow.
sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

gnarly:

how your face feels after the dentist

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intensional:

i really relate to poonanji marsha

intensional:

i really relate to poonanji marsha

jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

silly-luv:

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silly-luv:

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