*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.
u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
all the celebrities looking at taylor swift like
*folds paper in half* origami
*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time