i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying
following back tons
I will always love this
"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination
Me explaining my music taste to my friends
I would actually wanna listen to this lecture
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
Along with the three digit code on the back, please
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
Okay, I laughed.
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
there are two ways to read this
Tell me again why we don’t need feminism.
this is so fucking gross
but is this bra available for purchase tho